Monday, May 26, 2008

Dear New Car Buyer

I've done some research(on emode.com). And, after taking a quiz entitled What's Your Perfect Car? as you, Dave, the car guru says "Dave, You're a Beater! What do you care if your exhaust pipe drags a little on the pavement or if it takes a few tries to wheeze that motor to life in the morning?"

I must have been pretty dead on in my answering of the questions. The quiz produced accurate results as it says a beater is a testament to your laid-back lifestyle. It suggests a 1970
Dodge Dart but I think you need a more upbeat beater. I'm thinking a nicely used late 90s Chevy Cavalier or Ford Escort or Grand Am.

Toot, we don't get to find out what kind of car he bought until YOU respond to his question as well.

Happy Driving,
Baby Clark


Dave,

Seeing that it's Tuesday and I'm clearly late on this, my guess is you already purchased a car. I hope you got a Toyota Prius, because that's what I'd want if I needed a car. Did ya, did ya?

Sorry I suck,
Toot